software jokes

Manager and software engineer play kaun banega karodpati what happenss...

manger: can you quickly provide rough time to complete all the answers
s/w eng: 1 hr

manager: why 1 hr , take your own time but it should b completed in half an hour.Do nt be stressed b cool.
s/w engg: doesn't know wat to tell.he is pissed off.

manager: lets start the game.How many reg bugs were counted against your name.
a) 1 b) 3 c) 4 d) none.
s/w engg: I think its d . none. because i haven't fixed ne bug.

manager: why do u think its d.why it cant be a.You have caused build failure.Its a rgression.
do u want to use life line.

s/w engg: I will use phone ur frnd.He asks his associate.Mean while they discuss some thing absurd which is irrelevant.No answer is found from them.

managr: can u quickly tell me the answer before RRR3(release without readyness ) .
s/w engg: i think its 4 .

manager: correct answr.You won 1 rs.next ques.how much time it takes to fix a bug.
a) 1 day b) 2 dy c) 4dy d)7 dy

s/w eng: vry hppy with 7 days option and says d..

manager: why do u think it takes 7 days.why cant it be 1 day.
s/w engg: confused .says a) .

managr : u won 2 rs.How much time it takes to test 100 tst cses.
a) 1 day b) 2 days c) 3 days d 10 days

s/w engg: d.. he says.Again same old quesstion .why .. how...what by manager.again he replies a .. wondering he is playing a game or nodding head to what ever boss says.....

after 9 question s/w engg hs won 9 re which is greatest amount any one has won in his team.

last ques

manager: can u quickly tell me how to convert DVD to mp4.
s/w engg: yeh kyaa ques hai .without options.He says through convertor ...
managr: why only convrtor.why not ripper?

finally s/w engg won 10 re which is the greatst amount by any one in his team.


Finally manager reveals that s/w engg has won 10 rs and each rs is equivalent to a sev -2 bug .He has to fix all 10 sev -2 bugs with in a week.Now s/w engg is in fix.....