A dejected software engineer desparately wants to get married and starts marriage trials. This is how the conversation happens b/w the boy and girl during their first meeting.
boy: tell me abt ur self
girl: does not know what to say , says her name.
boy: ok, do u know java,c++
girl: I know .net
boy: ok what are ur requirements and how do u want ur husband to be?
girl: I want him to know .net, sql but not java .He should not work in product based company and that too under a manager who previously worked for service based company for 12 years.
boy: does not know wat to say..." ok , but i know only java and not .net , so can I think i did not meet ur expectations...
girl: no , do not think like that my main criteria is that u should not work for manager who is managing maintenance team and previously worked for service based company..
boy: ok , but why are u having this criteria?
girl: because those bosses are like worms who eat away the brains of sub ordinates and they do nt allow their subordinates to spend their lives happily....
boy: I agree with u ...
girl: u have to and why are u worried ,don't u meet all my criteria or exceeding my expectations.
boy: first of all , i dont know .net and work for manager who is managing support team and worked for service based company previously for 12 years.
girl: then , i cant do any thing , i have barked the wrong tree instead of trying low hanging fruits first.Please try ur chance with some other girl and only way u can get married is to quit the company or stop working for that manager other wise ur career will be in abeyance.
boy: yes i agree with u and ill try my best.....
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